The Bush Administration is seeking a few good power-grubbing, souless hacks to help carry out our mission to destroy the world before the end of our final term. If you're currently unemployed, breathing, easily influenced, and lacking any significant moral fortitude, boy howdy have we got jobs for you!
With the American public so distracted by the election and the economic fallout, you'll have free reign to basically do whatever the f&%k you want. AND, there's more! If you apply before Friday we'll throw in a special Presidential Pardon Guarantee as a signing bonus!
But you must hurry! There's not much time left to apply for a job with the Bush Administration.
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