Fox News Post VP Debate "Analysis"

You cannot even make this shit up.

BARNES: He's better qualified than she is by a longshot, but, she's not going to have to be president right away, we hope, let's pray. Uh, and so is she capable of learning? Sure. Does she connect with average people? Absolutely. And I think that he tends towards senate-speak.

KONDRACKE: One other thing though, when she's at her best, she's in a good mood. She was obviously in a good mood tonight.

HUME: Yes, she did seem happy to be there and cheerful. And it didn't hurt...

KONDRACKE: When she's a little chirpy

HUME: ... that, look, Joe Biden, he looks kinda like me. He's getting on in years. She's younger.

KRISTOL: You do an injustice to yourself there.

BARNES: It helps to be in a good mood.

HUME: It also helps to be physically attractive, which she certainly is. I'm not saying he's not but she's more so and everybody can agree on that point.