Strong foreign relations experience-- I once spent a day shopping in Tijuana for a sombrero
Virtual expert on energy-- I fill up on gas at least once a week and turn off all the lights before I leave for work each morning
Strong moral values-- I never put the ice cube tray back in the freezer with fewer than five cubes without filling it up first
Ingenuity in economic policy-- I cut big spending by using generic brand toilet paper and reduced my deficit by fixing couch loopholes to re-collect loose change
A real maverick, reformer-- I have been known to wear white after Labor Day
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