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Betty White Punditry

The Kitchen Sink

Just who is Barack Hussein Obama?? Well, we dug deep into his background and uncovered these shocking secrets!!

Obama is a Chinese Communist!!


Obama is a peeper!!


Obama to star in sequel to Brokeback Mountain!!


Obama supports grafitti!!


Obama surgically removed from conjoined twin Al Gore!!


Obama kidnaps white baby!!


Obama joins radical resistance group!!


Obama kicks wife and kids to the curb!!


Obama gives Americans the finger!!


Daughter watches as Obama gets laid!!


So, this election day, we urge you Joe and Jane Sixpacks out there to ask yourself if this perverted, radical, communist, baby-stealing, grafitti artist is the guy you want with his finger on the button!

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Fox News Post VP Debate "Analysis"

You cannot even make this shit up.

BARNES: He's better qualified than she is by a longshot, but, she's not going to have to be president right away, we hope, let's pray. Uh, and so is she capable of learning? Sure. Does she connect with average people? Absolutely. And I think that he tends towards senate-speak.

KONDRACKE: One other thing though, when she's at her best, she's in a good mood. She was obviously in a good mood tonight.

HUME: Yes, she did seem happy to be there and cheerful. And it didn't hurt...

KONDRACKE: When she's a little chirpy

HUME: ... that, look, Joe Biden, he looks kinda like me. He's getting on in years. She's younger.

KRISTOL: You do an injustice to yourself there.

BARNES: It helps to be in a good mood.

HUME: It also helps to be physically attractive, which she certainly is. I'm not saying he's not but she's more so and everybody can agree on that point.

Palin Goes Misery on Katie Couric

Poor Katie Couric gets her left wing leg broken in this hilarious "Misery" inspired spoof.

Left Wingnut Franken is Keeping It Real